The Giant of Belfromhoo

Once there was a giant man,
Who lived in a land called Belfromhoo,
He roamed the hills with club in hand,
And bonked on the head all those he knew.

Needless to say he made nary a friend,
And even his family told him to shoo,
Heartbroken and sad to an island he went,
All in a strange land of Belfromhoo.

While under a palm he picked his teeth
With the thigh bone of a Belfrom beast,
Then he cried aloud and sadly said,
“Why do I bonk people on the head?”

The night came fast and he tried to sleep,
But all he could do was cry and weep,
He threw his club into the sea,
Well he stood on the isle of Belfromhee.

So alone this giant lived out his days,
For no one wanted with him to do,
Because of his bonking on the head ways,
All on this isle near Belfromhoo.

-Jacob Winterfeldt